More tranny stories later!
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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