there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
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I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
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In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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