My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
Randomize
