ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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