dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
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