So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
Randomize
