Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
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