The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Well I found out I was essentially dumped and replaced by a hipster and apparently offered a girl $95 to go out with me. In the spirit of the Olympics I will not be spending any time on the medal stand.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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