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i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
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i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
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Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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