Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
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Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
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just found out that she named her cat after me.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
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