She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
i'm signing you up for texting rehab
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
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my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
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The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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