So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
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Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
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Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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