He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
Randomize
