is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
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And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
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the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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