Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
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