He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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