You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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