Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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