I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
When you wanted to give that guy at McDonalds your number you asked the cashier if you could borrow "a pen or just like a straw with his blood on it". He gave you a pen.
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