Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
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At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
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I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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