Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
Come see our sink grown plant.
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
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