I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
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As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
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Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
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