found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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