I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
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She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
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She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
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