I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
Randomize
