Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
I was so drunk last night i ate cereal with a fork.
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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