is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
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I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
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There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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