My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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