After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
and she was petting her beer can
found the other keg... it's in the tree
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
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Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
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Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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