I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
It's official drugs can't kill me
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
I have so many feelings about this burrito
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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