we have pet lesbian snakes
so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
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were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
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Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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