this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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