Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
Remember that time I came into your room after taking a muscle relaxant and we argued about what state has the longest coastline?
So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
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