butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
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We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
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I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
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