I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
the cop asked if i was drunk and i responded with "breathalize me, cap'n". incidentally, he was a captain and i blew a .13.
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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