what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
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just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
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Of course I have a pirate flag
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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