no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
The cleaning lady has a form she makes me sign every time she finds me passed out in my office so she can keep track of how much to charge me each month for keeping quiet about it.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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