after a month anything with tits is on the radar
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
Randomize
