I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
i just google imaged poop.
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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