gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
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