Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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