So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
i kind of just want to tell my cleaning lady I'm an alcoholic so it's not awkward when I stumble out of my room to go sit in my car for 2 hours and wait for her to finish cleaning the several empty bottles of wine in my room
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Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
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Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
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