some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
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I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
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He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
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