we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
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made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
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Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
Randomize