i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
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It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
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Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?