Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(424): View more from California

Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?

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(502): View more from Kentucky

Me too. Send a cab. Order food.

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure

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(518): View more from New York

you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved

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(760): View more from California

explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.

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(713): View more from Texas

I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.

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(818): View more from California

Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."

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(519): View more from Ontario

Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?

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(214): View more from Texas

Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.

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