apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
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would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
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I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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