He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
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The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
Life without a bra equals bliss.
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
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I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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