I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
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bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
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Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
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