i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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