Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
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i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
Just high enough for therapy.
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Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
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