When he brought me into his room he showed me his James Bond calendar and matching sheets, and then told me that his goal in life is to be James Bond….epic fail. Mission Impossible. I was scared to take off his boxers to find out that they were also James Bond themed.
RUN LIKE YOUR JAMES BOND
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
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So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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