super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
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Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
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My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to