week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?