Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
I woke up hungover and reached for a glass of water only to realize too late that it was vodka sprite with my splooge in it.
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You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
You know you have crossed to the dark side of marriage when a nap is more important than jacking off
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dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.