and my herpes radar will keep us safe
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
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can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
It's never too late to be topless.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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