hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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