How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
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But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
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Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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