sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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