You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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